Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Hope to come back soon

Bikramjit, Ash, CRD, Menachery, deeps, Rathika, Ramya! - Thank you for your comments and mostly for thinking of me.

Without google reader the way to stay abreast your lovely writings is tres difficult :'(

and without reading your writings, I'm not inspired to blog either *duh-duh-syndrome*

I so miss reading you guys regularly. Love you guys heaps.

Hope to come back soon <3 p="">

Friday, April 12, 2013

[140 words] Red Helmet

Javeed contemplated whether or not to buy that “Red helmet” - it meant one less movie with Nazira this month. Anyways, the need for it was highly overrated as he always rode at a menial 60 kph - a shame to his green Unicorn bike.

The headlines read “Lorry runs over couple” along with a gory picture of a couple against a green Unicorn bike – juices from their skulls substituted the “Red Helmets”.

“Javeed(26) and Nazira (24), were rendered victims yesterday night, when a Lorry driver from the wrong side of the road made a grave error of judgment. The couple was reported to be heading to a theatre. The driver who had fled the accident-site is being traced by the Police of Saidapet district”, says ACP” - Sidelined a cold Newspaper column, as a futile reminder to “Future Javeeds”.

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Let us pledge for Safety today.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

IT Folktales | Pattu maami

The life in the ** is like a joke on Readers Digest – your family is not sharp (or) witty (or) conversant enough to understand the brunt of it. They believe their daughter or son has done a huge favor to the family by going to Onsite; so that they can jeer to pattu maami next-door about how intelligent their progeny is. Poor Moms. (I have always read and interpreted Moms as Minutes of Meeting, so poor moms indeed.)

Amidst the magic the money creates, the esteem and the rush, you can’t help but notice colleagues who can dance like Prabhu Devis, photograph better than the National Geographic Year-winners, those that can write magically and transport you to a different world Then you think, why X has not written a book, Y has not submitted his photos for magazines and Z has not danced even at your friend’s wedding….

*pyooooooooooooooooooooooom*

God appears and gives you a vision that all 3 have been slogging for 10 to 12 hours a day, freaking their selves out


Adhering to a stringent 10 to 7 mode of working makes one realize that the man who created imaginary numbers was wrong – 7 is an imaginary number too. After a lot of analysis, mental documentation and interpretation to support my realization I confirm it. Nobody notices a 7 o clock on their watches. Did Fast-track release their chrono models wiping off numbers from 7 to 9? I wonder.

They don’t leave as work demands them to stick to their Monitor like an Monitor Lizard. The miserable stringent sleuth who kept In-Time has not bothered to stay back and track the Out-Time, when Ram, Dick and Hari wipe beads of sweat from their forehead formed due to lack of Air-conditioning at non-working hours

They then leave late, only to run home at lightning speed and crawl into their beds. 


Before they realize, it is morning already 

And this is the 'pink' life of that neighbor girl in IT, if pattu maami should really know about it...