Friday, November 23, 2012

Dearest P.L.A Giarist

Dearest P.L.A Giarist,

Many a nightingale croons at your whims, but sadly, YOUR music, makes the nightingales song sound like a nightmare! They say yelu swarangalukkul ethanai raagam, but its super incredible that you are able to conceive the SAME boring tunes over and over again! I was under the impression that a composers mind should be abuzz with all that myriad tune-traffic flowing in, more so like the Mumbai masses at MG Road on Diwali! But your mind its absolutely ONE untouched shrine!

Don’t worry I’ll refrain from comparing your works with leading Indian / Tamil musicians. Let’s not discuss the maestros at all, why do we wanna talk about them when we can’t stay abreast with KUTTI guys like Yuvan and Ghibran eh?

*flash back* When I was eleven, my father bought me my first CD – Santa Esmeralda! Oh and how I loved that Spanish music! *Today*, 2 decades later I see ALL that Spanish music sprinkled shamelessly on your chords! You have carved quite a niche for yourself, good for you – BUT do not copy from chartbusters like “July Maadham Vandhal” PLEASE! Even my kutti cousin can make out that the tune is a robbed one! :roll:

Once was a musician called Deva, he used a LOT of existing tunes, some empathized with him saying Tamil masses do not listen to “Backstreet Boys” thus copying is OK. Perhaps, you heard that comment and twisted it to suit your needs? In that case, we are at fault after all... hmmm...

We pay 120 bucks for a movie ticket and another 240 for the Popcorn–Pepsi-bucket :roll: and TRY to have a happy weekend… but YOU… you spoil our weekends with all that garish background noise, err, back ground music. For a hero who has lived a legend of successful… mind you… "successful" hero-introduction songs, you have given him a song that I, err, CAN’T REMEMBER!! :evil: :evil: Hey and what was that villan b.g. score all about btw? Just curious!! :mrgreen:

For a movie that garners the following… 
  • Style : 5
  • Story : 4
  • Screenplay : 3
  • Acting : 4
  • Costume. Dsg : 5
  • Dance : 4
  • Music : 0.33 (Average of BGM 0 + Hero song 0 + Songs 1)

 ….you bring the rating of the movie down and beat it with your insolence!

You have given complacency a new metaphor! Keep rocking boss!!

Expecting the Magnum Opus of your Musical cacophony,


Tuesday, November 6, 2012

[55 Fiction] Thou shan’t steal

He had to steal. His wife and his son were hungry. It left him no choice. He stealthily sneaked up his neighbor’s house, eyed the glistening mound of yellowish gold, and stole it shamelessly. At his home, his wife precariously nosed the treasure, as her son received it in his paws – golden gooey Roquefort cheese!!  ;0)

[55 Fiction ] Silent Killer

He sported a black coat. His eyes – sharp, ready to kill. He was a trained murderer; legally qualified for espionages. He knew tonight was the “big night”. His boss would meet him after the arrangement and appreciate him. He heard a rustle, his boss had come. He hurried up, greeting his boss proudly – ‘woof woof’! ;o)

[55 fiction] Jitterflies

She knew the day will come, when butterflies will fly in her stomach. She didn’t know, it was TODAY. She knew, he would be there for her. Yes, he was!!! Right there before her!!

She eyed him, her tear-filled eyes yearning for it – she managed to say between gasps – “Get me the antacid baby!!” ;o)